date of conception:?  ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date of expiration:? January i, eminem.

A gangly, measly, and scraggly bundle
of lovely bones even as a lad
(way to skinny to appease wicked witch)
came out kicking and screaming
and he never stopped since
that's how I will get carried out.

Yours truly an aging baby boomer
(orangutan missing link)
long haired pencil necked geek
(constantly clearing phlegm from his throat)
trademark disheveled characteristics