If they didn't taste so good

If they didn't taste so good

I didn't say anything

when they broke the wormhole navigators' strike

brought in monkey scabs

to fly those ships

tight with management

the anthropoid union was

stellar event when they tried to strike

company goons

bashed their skulls

tossed them down a sinkhole behind

corporate headquarters

what the heck are they gonna

replace the monkeys with

friggin octopi?

Me, I'm making a preemptive strike

molluscan sushi may be rubbery

but it goes down good

with a little hot sauce

And you, with your superfast axons

and your dinner-plate eyes

don't say you didn't see it coming

my advice is

keep your job in the cafeteria

ain't nobody want

a dang squid

in the driver's seat when little Marilou

and Mama are on board

taking the gas-giant tour

or visiting the cousins

out Vega way.