Sir Alexander

From far, way far out there yonder
Hither and thither I wander and wonder,
Who calls my name, Sir Alexander,
from somewhere beyond yonder?

Oh yeah, Sir Alexander! Alexander!!
Like the lightning bolt and thunder
Someone calls my name, Sir Alexander,
tearing my heart, my soul asunder.

Alone and apart I sit my fate to ponder,
Fast unto death or eat a raw salamander
Sauté potatoes, tomatoes and coriander
or make spinach smoothie in a blender.

Set a roaring fire on ice in December
Blunt my senses, love me tender
Benumb my brain, make me surrender,
Gonna have myself a night to remember.

When death come a-knocking, Alexander
Send it back, return it to the sender
No such person, No such number,
Alexander is dead, long live Sir Alexander!