Classic Poem

Table manners are so emotional!
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate,
Returning us to an uncultured state.

The duke across from me is very tall,
But not so tall as Dottie (my blind date).
Table manners are so emotional
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate.

The seamstress next to me is very small
And talks a jargon I could learn to hate
(Sharp scissor images predominate).
Table manners are so emotional.
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate,
Returning us to an uncultured state.

Table manners are so emotional!
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate,
Returning us to an uncultured state.

The duke across from me is very tall,
But not so tall as Dottie (my blind date).
Table manners are so emotional
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate.

The seamstress next to me is very small
And talks a jargon I could learn to hate
(Sharp scissor images predominate).
Table manners are so emotional.
These knives reflect the teeth they imitate,
Returning us to an uncultured state.