Just a little symbolic coffee cup after apostrophes.

They  both had pet ideas, pet interests and pets themselves.

And BOOMING CRYSTAL CLEAR CONCEPTS FOR VENTURES?

They were, both top drawer, book smart ahead of peers pet trainers.

They could with their innate powers elicit the most amazing feats from their pets.

Fetching cups, saucers,  even mimicking tones by oral lip gymnastics.

GYMNASTY.

Under the pretext of a fly by day drop,

the coffee guzzler’s mirror madam indispensable plonked herself at his doorstep, a frugal  three days further back.

Was it a figment of the coffee sippers shade imbued mind but she furtively removed something before a willow-the-wisp departure.

Like one of my other next doors she plagued and plied everyone even the Bean Bod with mislays and teasing quick shifts.

Tea Connoisseur lady prone opining.

“Nick and stick stuff where they’d last or least rifle!’

And winked at my pet dog.

Of course the coffee connoisseur

had this anecdotal  ring of oafish neighbours one of whom was always at the cusp of some giggle ripple prank which he had yet to be a victim of such ploys.

And of course one mustn't anticipate the imminence of disaster on the tremulous grounds that that’s the worst conjuror’s rabbit out of the hat hocus-pocus. 

Distance is that thing that somehow is a literary person’s treasure trove of golden nuggets for somersault spring berry salad taste bud and lyrical enchanted festoon.