after self anointed diktat
blew a head gasket
dead in the water rumor
premature conjecture
“fake news” alive and well
side stepping being buried
withn a golden casket.
I swiftly tailored hair reed
styled crafted poem
aware how sacrilegious
spouting poetic diatribes
against the oaf in the oval office
would love to forcibly
evict me out of house and home
though as harmless as a gnome.
Courtesy narcissistic trumpeting
fungi moldering musty
democratic underpinnings caught
between a rock and hardspot
donning scully infested
xfiles with spore ergot
lump n prowl lot terror re: hot,
hence yours truly compelled to jot
reasonable rhyme analogously describing
how land of the free home
of the brave strangled
courtesy Gordian knot
tying even Steven score
to become King
with diabolical phenomena
characterizing
since 12 After midnight
Salem's Lot.
The tattered glory of America,
heated up to Fahrenheit 451 degrees
courtesy burr raddled ray
analogous to kindling tinder
once again with agitation poised
to strike on brink
arty choked Jerusalem
legislation incites humiliation,
which goads desecration
fête accompli chink
in armor of Democratic
rubric, constituting capitalistic
ethic, generic iconoclastic,
and jingoistic logic,
nor budging an inch when man
dating trans sect
shoe ell masses swallow his drink
what huff huck –
this belligerent, dominant and
fervent hellraiser doth
bungle in the jungle
decreeing tacit Marshall Tucker
a band din law
fast as twittering shutterfly eyewink
as his cosmic crotch grab doth
put Venus under his sway
with his Mercury
re: hill temperament
pitches orbit of planet Earth
tubby comb out of balance
infected by hiz anti Jew pit
err damnations, excoriations, fulminations
huzzah sing how whiz derriere
didst Saturn simultaneously
crushing crucible as an Uranus
indiscriminately plopping
approximately two hundred
and fifty pounds off flesh
doubling down humming
his favorite Neptune,
dost affect Pluto hoc crass sea
repeating self coined motto
I yam almighty, therefore no fink
simply commandeering reins of control,
a one man military intelligence groupthink
hut triad and true dyed in the wool
rip pugged ant guise zing rogue
rejoicing tuff fool, governing and hoodwink
king die hard fans of dictatorial,
linkedin and monarchist ink
cube bus thriving
wielding indomitable aggression
practiced in the Art of the Deal
Surviving at the Top,
The Art of the Comeback,
and The America We Deserve
incorporating an unanticipated jink
iron fist rule reigning down vis a vis
pro pens heave lee and prop hen city
flashing hiz seal of approval,
which scribbled signature
doth not smooth survey monkey
serve hazmat puzzling kink
boot his frenzy to bulldoze
catastrophic, formulaic, and illogic
spells these fruitful plain
in short schrift rendered barren
United States of America
land of milk and honey
twill become wasteland
hell in a hand basket
with nary trace of able link
kin, the sixteenth president,
(whose rugged, and chiseled features
pioneering frontier existence)
found him steady and strong,
plus soft hearted as pelt o’ mink
the epitome if elected forty seventh
commander in mischief
a twenty first century Drake
yule ha – albeit tink
con poop – barely describes
this oafish piranha making waves,
(whereby Hurricane Katrina
seems like child’s play),
where even a toddler,
could out rule,
out smart, and out think
maniac pampered
by donned patriarch Fred,
who fawned, doted
and bow wowed
over polarized magnate trick son,
whose rapacious,
reprehensible and riling actions
generated when United States
First Lady Melania Trump
wore a $39 jacket emblazoned with
"I really don't care, do you?"
during a trip to a migrant
child detention centre
published June 21st, 2018
didst give (in my humble opinion),
an affirmative clear cut, eye raising wink
to exploitation and fraternization
with kneading greed,
which four years
of horror did mirror terror
wrought chaos in the White House,
when congressman and senators forewent
all manner of civility,
fidelity and integrity wii
hull ding broadswords, derringers
and firearms as all hell
broke loose as testimony
to dire prognostication foretold
more than saber rattling
and Gatling guns que
kind from lambastes, fisticuffs
and brickbats ratcheted
up as agents provocateurs neé
said obedience to semper fidelis
credo, coda and cock knee
stance when dire straits called for restraint
against excess versus raising cane old hickory
i.e. Andrew Jackson latched onto,
when opposing with energy
plus verve espoused by fellow delegates,
and his hologram ghost bloody
from battle scars outside and/or inside
the halls of government, where blows bashed
dovetailed elected legislators to officiate
as angry twittering birds viz brouhaha clashed
Federalist against their nemesis
of twenty first century
during the term of Donald Trump,
who throve on cutthroat frenzied
internecine lawlessness dashed
to and fro, hither and yon
any hopelessness for
civilians to escape bloodshed
spilled from without
vaunted halls of justice,
the approach of doomsday
writ large as anarchy and mayhem flashed
with uproarious coup d’etat,
when Democrats outliers gnashed
teeth, and nonestablishmentarian,
nonsectarian Unitarian outlawed
pistol whipped and hashed
tagged traitors who roared America
went bankrupt at sold
at fire sale price slashed
when Donald Trump ran country
into the ground evidenced
by Molotov Cocktails residue
in concert with the sulfuric odor
of hand grenades trashed
like some sorority or fraternity house
left the sanctified righteous West Wing
with powder puffs canisters
of pepper spray, whereby
most docile, humble,
and liberal took page
from playbook of Pandora,
and landed an aimless swing
at root cause of melee
by hurling objet d’art
at pompous trump ping
septuagenarian, whose platoons of goons
rent asunder peoples against their king,
the donnybrook heathen, whose remarks
against libertarian rubric
made America great
wantonly soup peer egg go whist tickly
reviving prejudices declared dead
from yesteryear and his attempt to bring
back the glory days, when WhistleBlowers
getting water boarded and aching
deigning to implement dictatorship
virulent strain Jane's Addiction
of the Proletariat as capital idée fix
weaving together, the salient strengths
viz founding fathers credo gave licks
to King George, and now in an ironic
twist and shout of fate through eclectic mix
basket of deplorables further shamed
by being routed by New York Knicks
sewed jaws, heads of state, and dignitaries
with limping bodies spent like derricks
oil used up and no place to go except
to keep Alice in Chains and
Alice Cooper Company
with toys in the attics;
Meanwhile the complex edifice
housing innocent Little Red Riding hood
standing in for realm of Pilgrim's Progress
witnessed statuesque Lady Liberty
firmly grappling torch of freedom,
when sequel to forty fifth
(and posse hub lee
forty seventh commander in chief
whereby talking head strongly prophecy
how he blatantly snatches emblematic symbol,
and essential fabric and rubric
stitched together over the course
since Declaration of Independence
arrogated courtesy founding
fathers and mothers, (albeit unsung)
huge bear paws figuratively swiping
sacred inviolable enshrined covenants
stripping away said constitutional perquisites
establishing totalitarian hegemony
casting dark shadows
along the edge of night,
wherein outer limits of the twilight zone
harken stranger than
fiction dystopian wasteland.
Welcome back DONALD TRUMP –
holding hostage goose
that laid the golden egg.
Axe the old don
a trump peter n piper
of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
with the ha airbrushed pompous arse
so the kiss my a** in Macy's window
paraded jackal hound doth run
after public outcry yelps
for his hide and proletarian discord won!
No matter Donald Duck Trump
i$ - a pompous ass
makes war with his big brass
knuckles and bucket of crass
maligns vis a vis character assassination
with Kristallnacht broken glass
inciting banal deathly
hallowed expletives toward lass
seen – especially as viewed
on archives from Fox Television
then news anchor woman Megyn Kelly
bracing herself against ogre personality
to bear the brunt of brutish mass
of vitriolic n vile insults
from incriminating verbal pass
so…NO VOTE from me
from such a snooty, petty, haughty
arrogant simian with sass!
I van nah try to describe
while sitting on me rump
how he oh bomb in lee rages
with gnashing teeth while back a slump
blasting democratic nomination as a sham –
from special interest
bro and sis turn pump
he, the epitome
of crass bloviation, a malignant lump,
whose rants sans
presidential outcome a sham bull
with his millions beds this,
that and another
woman to bareback jump
disseminating gene pool –
birthing more quackers
and additionally doth hump
the mass media
as some foolhardy charade
and caricature of a frazzled grump
this arboreal clothed ape
erecting taj mahal phallic symbols
where players dump
and gamble away hard earn cash
for his hello kitty,
as if that cachet to grind and bump
lambasting with maniacal leering pout
while hair rum red bulls
atop his bulbous aerosol sprayed
heady measly shaped muppet
diseased cranial hologram
of a cretaceous,
acrimonious, calumnious, facetious,
insidious, licentious,
opprobrious, measly mump.