Classic Poem

The Lord came in a vision to the hardshell screamer
and revealed the letters G P C
which told him

Go Preach Christ!
So rammed
he led a raid on the idealists
charging Communism
and dishonor to the American eagle.

What saith the defendents?
“G P C sounds more like Go Pick Cotton
and reminds us of the time the preacher
rode up to the deacon's house, saying,
‘The Lord told me in a dream last night
to get a load of corn from your crib.’

‘The Lord then must have changed his mind,’
replied the deacon, reaching for his long rifle,
‘because he told me this morning
not to let you have it.’