Classic Poem

One time in Boot Hollow
Little Ab Yancey
challenged Foggy Dell
and his companions
Homer Bullteeter
and Slappy Henstep
Crowing like cocks
they accepted the challenge
and flapped their wings
Then up rose Ab
and neighed like a horse,
crying, " I'm the yellow
flower of the forest,
all brimstone
but the head
and that's aquafortis "
and rode them
down like lightning
through a crab-
apple orchard

and rose to
Chairman of the Board.