Classic Poem

Sly Dick took his new Spouse to Bed ,
And counted on her Maidenhead ;
For she was scarce Fourteen:
But hear! the Zone , he judg'd so tight ,
Was found unty'd and loosen'd quite.
What may this Wonder mean?
Poor Sylvia , who had her Cue ,
From his Embrace Frighted, with-drew,
And beg'd, he wou'd not chide:
With Colin romping th' other Day,
The Bird got out , and fled away;
No Fault of mine, she cry'd.