Classic Poem

The Courses Nature doth in Women take
To open veins, shall we in men forsake?
Where Nature dictates, who will not submit?
She keeps her Monthly terms to plead for it.
Shee'll argue a priori by the Nose;
And by the Breech a posteriori shows.
When Natures self doth once turn Critical,
I pray resign, no Criticks be at all;
'Gainst all Phlebotomy who plead, sure jest:
In th' mood they plead for to refute it best.