Classic Poem

AN IMPROMPTU WRITTEN ON SEEING AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT CHARLES DICKENS WOULD VISIT CINCINNATI

In immortal Weller's name,
By Micawber's deathless fame,
By the flogging wreaked on Squeers,
By Job Trotter's fluent tears,
By the beadle Bumble's fate
At the hands of vixen mate,
By the famous Pickwick Club,
By the dream of Gabriel Grub,
In the name of Snodgrass' muse,
Tupman's amorous interviews,
Winkle's ludicrous mishaps,
And the fat boy's countless naps,
By Ben Allen and Bob Sawyer,
By Miss Sally Brass, the lawyer,
In the name of Newman Noggs,
River Thames and London fogs,
Richard Swiveller's excess,
Feasting with the Marchioness,
By Jack Bunsby's oracles,
By the chime of Christmas bells,
By the cricket on the hearth,
Scrooge's frown and Cratchit's mirth,
By spread tables and good cheer,
Wayside inns and pots of beer,
Hostess plump and jolly host,
Coaches for the country post,
Chambermaid in love with Boots,
Toodles, Traddles, Tapley, Toots,
Jarley, Varden, Mister Dick,
Susan Nipper, Mistress Chick,
Snevellicci, Lillyvick,
Mantalini's predilections
To transfer his " dem " affections,
Podsnap, Pecksniff, Chuzzlewit,
Quilp and Simon Tappertit,
Wegg and Boffin, Smike and Paul,
Nell and Jenny Wren and all, —
Be not Sairey Gamp forgot, —
No, nor Peggotty and Trot, —
By poor Barnaby and Grip,
Flora, Dora, Di and Jip,
Peerybingle, Pinch and Pip —
Welcome, long-expected guest,
Welcome, Dickens, to the West.