Member Poem

We need this, but what for?
We don't need no education! 
Why would we when we have our intui
intui
intui-

Ah, see? 
That's exactly why. 
You find yourself at a lost word. 
Fool, who could have known that you'd be so daft? 
Read a book, rather than follow your "intuition." 

But what do you use it for? 
Other than being an ass, of course. 
What would you know about living in a world below,
below your uppity self? 

Everything, my boy. 
Now get to work.