Classic Poem

All dinner invitations grieve you?
I'm sorry, sir, I can't believe you.
The famous epicures of Rome
Were always pleased to dine from home.
Why, if it bores you, should you go?
" I must," you say — Ah yes, we know
All parasites that plea advance.
But if you're serious, now's your chance:
Friend Melior bids you dine to-day,
So play the man and say him nay.