Classic Poem

Aardvarks' abacuses abate academia accordingly as
Beavers breech bridges built by
Cats claws cleverly constructing,
Dogs deeply dig ditches downward
Eels electrify electrons, elevating engineered entrapments
Fish flatulate food foully
Gazelles glide gracefully
Hawks hedonistically hold holidays
Ibexes idealistically indulge inexpensive infidelities
Jackanapes jam jazz, jealous Jehovahs judge
Kangaroos' karma kills kindergartens
Labradors lament lost love
Macaws mainly manipulate manure
Nags napalm nasty necrophiles
Ocelots often open operas
Panthers persistently piss
Quails quantify quarrels queerly
Rats relegate responsibilities
Salmon seldom sing songs
Tadpoles tastelessly tell tempting testaments
Unicorns unknowingly, unwittingly upbeat urgent urinal usage
Venison vent verbal volcanic volleys
Wallabies want wellingtons with wings
X-Dodos. x-tinct.
Yaks yell yesterday's Yiddish yoo-hoos
Zebras zip zodiac zones.