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Boy ! bring an ounce of Freeman's best,
And bid the vicar be my guest:
Let all be plac'd in manner due,
A pot, wherein to spit, or spue,
And London Journal , and Free Briton ,
Of use to light a pipe, or * *

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This village, unmolested yet
By troopers, shall be my retreat:
Who cannot flatter, bribe, betray;
Who cannot write or vote for*.
Far from the vermin of the town,
Here let me rather live, my own,
Doze o'er a pipe, whose vapour bland
In sweet oblivion lulls the land;
Of all, which at Vienna passes,
As ignorant as * * Brass is:
And scorning rascals to caress,
Extol the days of good Queen Bess,
When first tobacco blest our Isle,
Then think of other queens — and smile.

Come jovial pipe, and bring along
Midnight revelry and song;
The merry catch, the madrigal,
That echoes sweet in City Hall;
The parson's pun, the smutty tale
Of country justice, o'er his ale.
I ask not what the French are doing,
Or Spain to compass — 's ruin:
Britons, if undone, can go,
Where tobacco loves to grow.
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