Author Theodore Roethke There once was a cow with a double udder. When I think of it now, I just have to Shudder! She was too much for One, you can bet your Life: She had to be Milked by a Man and his Wife. Tags Short Poems Rate this poem Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5 Average: 5 (3 votes) Rate Log in or register to post comments