Classic Poem

Now mirk December's dowie face
Glowrs owr the rigs wi' sour grimace,
While, thro' his minimum o' space,
The bleer-ey'd sun,
Wi' blinkin' light, and stealing pace,
His race doth run.

Frae naked groves nae birdie sings,
To shepherd's pipe nae hillock rings,
The breeze nae od'rous flavour brings
Frae Borean cave,
An' dwynin' Nature droops her wings,
Wi' visage grave.

Mankind but scanty pleasure glean
Frae snawy hill or barren plain,
Whan Winter, 'midst his nipping train,
Wi' frozen spear,
Sends drift owr a' his bleak domain,
And guides the weir.

Auld Reikie! thou'rt the canty hole,
A bield for mony a cauldrife soul,
Wha snugly at thine ingle loll,
Baith warm and couth;
While round they gar the bicker roll,
To weet their mouth.

When merry Yule-day comes, I trow,
You'll scantlins fin' a hungry mou;
Sma' are our cares, our stamacks fou
O' gusty gear,
An' kickshaws, strangers to our view
Sin' fairn-year.

Ye browster wives, now busk ye bra',
An' fling your sorrows far awa';
Then come an' gie's the tither blaw
O' reaming ale,
Mair precious than the well o' Spa,
Our hearts to heal.

Then, tho' at odds wi' a' the warl',
Amang oursels we'll never quarrel;
Tho' Discord gie a cankar'd snarl
To spoil our glee,
As lang's there's pith into the barrel
We'll drink an' 'gree.

Fidlers, your pins in temper fix,
And rozet weel your fiddle-sticks,
But banish vile Italian tricks
Frae out your quorum,
Nor fortes wi' pianos mix,
Gie's Tullochgorum.

For nought can cheer the heart sae weil
As can a canty Highland reel,
It even vivifies the heel
To skip and dance:
Lifeless is he wha canna feel
Its influence.

Let mirth abound, let social cheer
Invest the dawning of the year;
Let blithesome innocence appear
To crown our joy,
Nor envy, wi' sarcastic sneer,
Our bliss destroy.

And thou, great god of Aqua Vitae!
Wha sways the empire o' this city,
When fou we're sometimes capernoity,
Be thou prepar'd
To hedge us frae that black banditti,
The City-Guard.