The advantages of living with two cultures
Strike one at every turn,
Especially when one finds a notice in an office building:
" This elevator will not run on Ascension Day;"

Or reads in the Montreal Star:
" Tomorrow being the feast of the Immaculate Conception,
There will be no collection of garbage in the city";
Or sees on the restaurant menu the bilingual dish:

DEEP APPLE PIE

TARTE AUX POMMES PROFONDES