(B. G. DeSylva alone)

VERSE

You're the smoothest so and so,
Not only that, you're mighty cute.
You're slicker far than the trousers are
Of my last year's blue serge suit.
I'm the softest so and so
That any girlie ever knew.
Oh, I may be dumb
As they ever come,
But at least I'm on to you!

REFRAIN

You're an old smoothie,
I'm an old softie;
I'm just like putty in the hands
Of a girl like you.
You're an old meanie,
I'm a big booby;
I just go nutty in the hands
Of a girl like you.
Poor me,
You played me for a sap;
Poor you,
You thought you'd laid a trap!
Well, dear,
I think it's time you knew
You've done just what I wanted you to.
Silly old smoothie,
Crafty old softie,
I'll stick like putty to the hand
Of a girl like you.