Classic Poem

(Come on in now and get in this hip shaking contest;
yeah, 'cause it's gonna be tight.)

(Let's all of us pull off our shoes and have a stinking good time.

Oh, get hot now.)

(Yes, get hotter 'n that.

Come on girls, now, and shake 'em up, shake 'em up,
raise 'em up, let 'em down.)

(Lay 'em low.)

(Come on everybody and do something 'cause this is
too good to let it waste.

Say, big boy, what did the banty rooster say to the elephant?)

(Let's you and I don't step on each other.)

(Ah HA HA HA!)

(Huh huh.)

(Oh now let's do that thing.)

(Get right.)

(Gee, that boy can use those brushes.)

(Oh, he's funny that way.)

(Oh yeah?

Come on everybody, let's do the yip yap yat o.)

(What's that? Some smell?)

(No, you eat that.)

(Huh-oh.)

(Say, big boy, what did the elephant say to the cat?)

(If you don't cover that up I'm going to turn this . . . over.)

(Oh HA HA HA!)

(Huh huh huh.)

(Gee, look at that old fat gal: she really shakes a mean hip.)

(She shakes two of 'em.)
(You know some people say they don't give nobody nothing, but if they had a face on'em like you, they'd give everybody something.)

(Who you talking to?)

(Ah, you.)

(I'd like to have some chit'lins.)

(No, you don't want no chit'lins — you want a quart of that bad gin.

Oh, shake 'em folks, shake 'em fast.)

(Can't shake your shimmy shake your yas yas yas.)

(Ah HA HA HA!)

(Oh Lord.)

(You know this is hotter 'n that.)

(Hotter 'n something else I know too.

Oh, do it now.)

(Play it, Bill.)

(Going now.)

(Oh yeah? Tight like that; get your last shake there.)