Classic Poem

Hey there,
Little man.

Name’s Jack.
Big Jack they call me.

See that.
That’s hair.

I’ve got hair on my chest.
You know what I can do?

I can flip a coin off my bicep
And catch it in my hair.

Women like that.


(Previously published in Office Number One, Issue 25, Dec.1999; Cotworld, July 2001)