Back Lot at Ed's Scrapyard, Roswell
Plenty of saucer parts,
But not the subspace stabilizer
I need to get the old jalopy running;
It's almost Gene-Transfer season back on Aldebaran 4
And my gametes aren't getting any younger.
You could try Stanford, says Ed—
I make the Gesture of Alarmed Negation:
Peabody in Exobiology is still looking for me,
Has a bad case of autopsy fever.
I hear MIT is close to a breakthrough,
Why not give them a hint?
If it wasn't for the D.O.D. connection I'd do it,
But those people are paranoid!
No, it's freeze the eggs again,
Wait for Terran “tech” to catch up,
And continue my research into abduction myths,
Which is now entering the experimental phase.
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