Start at Curiosity Street
where excitement blooms and jitters rumble.
Take a right on We Might Click Parkway
even if your thoughts are a jumble.
Take a left at First Date Lane.
RECALCULATING. Make a U-Turn
at 20 Awkward Silence Turnpike.
Relax, although desire might burn.
Head toward Sharing Little Things Loop.
Take Take Things Slow Way to the end.
Drive till you see Let’s Talk Terrace.
Follow the road as it starts to bend.
Accident at First Disagreement.
Proceed with caution at the blinking
yellow light for Jealousy Junction.
Pass the sign to Overthinking.
DANGER. DANGER. CLIFF AHEAD.
Slam your brakes and turn around.
Problem-Solving Heights approaching.
Take heed or you’ll be break-up bound!
Head to Kiss and Make Up Court.
Libido Lane in just 1 yard.
DRIVER ECCEEDING THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT
at Clashing Desires Boulevard.
GIRL PARTS OUT OF ORDER. REROUTE!
Drive 13 miles to Happy Valley.
Exit the vehicle, walk to the rest stop
and take a cold shower. Don’t dilly-dally.
Proceed back to the vehicle.
ALERT! Lustful activity
detected! Windows fogging up.
Car rocking catastrophically.
All signs of sighing and moaning have ceased.
Passenger, put your seatbelt on.
Driver, find your underwear!
Start the engine and drive till dawn.
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(Appeared in Snakeskin.)
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