Member Poem

I just found out...

Well, I don't know how to say it?
Would you think less of me
if I say just the way it is?

I thought I was a Macho man,
A rollicking Romeo,
A lusting Lothario, A Libertine,
A Don Juan, A Casanova,
A raving stud, A flirt,
A prowling philanderer, A womanizer,
A playboy, A skirt chaser, A lecher;

But by golly, I am none of the above!

I just found out...
I am...Well, I am,
I am Gay!

Aha! Gotcha!...Not so fast.

I mean Happy.
I am a Happy Man!