I sit in silence and watch the news
Such trust in those elected
I pause to check my story for views
That's less than I expected

I comply as commanded and compelled
To keep those around me safe
Myths of chemical weapons dispelled
T'was a bat I have faith

80 per cent wage to watch TV
How great they've bailed us out
I'll enjoy my biscuits and tea
Looking forward to some takeout

I wish others would keep their space
It's a peculiar kind of evil
They lack the knowledge to face
What they're doing might be lethal

I worked and partied over summer days
Now it's time for Christmas indoors
Now six months of the next phase
But it's all for a great cause

When will this be over?
Back to the status quo
I want to have my mates over
And off to the pub we go

Oh look, it's two vaccines!
I can go watch the Euros
But this next strain is mean
I need my booster to go

I have much praise for the country
In reacting to this scare
In the face of the witchhunting
From those I cannot bare

You say it's a hoax or a plan
These lies are quite obscene
You've had two years so surely you can
Observe your tv screen

Ignorant and insolent as anyone I know
A Great Reset? You call these facts?
A plan to destroy the economy? Well, no!
You aren't that smart, so drop the act

Come back to me, when your arrogance has ceased
The price of oil and used cars will soon decrease