From far far way out yonder
Hither and thither I wander and wonder
Who calls my name, Sir Alexander,
from somewhere beyond yonder?

Oh yeah, Sir Alexander! Alexander!!
Like a lightning bolt and thunder
Someone calls my name, Sir Alexander,
tearing my heart and soul asunder.

Now apart I sit my fate to ponder
Fast unto death or eat a raw salamander
Sauté potatoes, tomatoes and coriander
Or make a spinach smoothie in a blender.

Set a roaring fire on ice in December
Blunt my senses, love me tender
Freeze my brain, make me surrender,
Gonna have myself a night to remember.

When death come aknocking, Alexander
Send it back, Return to the Sender
No such person, No such number,
Alexander is dead, Long live Sir Alexander.