Classic Poem

She " greeted " and he " volunteered " ;
She " giggled " ; he " asserted " ;
She " queried " and he " lightly veered " ;
She " drawled " and he " averted " ;
She " scoffed, " she " laughed " and he " averred " ;
He " mumbled, " " parried, " and " demurred. " .

She " languidly responded " ; he
" Incautiously assented " ;
Doretta " proffered lazily " ;
Will " speedily invented " ;
She " parried, " " whispered, " " bade, " and " mused " ;
He " urged, " " acknowledged, " and " refused. "

She " softly added " ; " she alleged " ;
He " consciously invited " ;
She " then corrected " ; William " hedged " ;
She " prettily recited " ;
She " nodded, " " stormed, " and " acquiesced " ;
He " promised, " " hastened, " and " confessed. "

Doretta " chided " ; " cautioned " Will;
She " voiced " and he " defended " ;
She " vouchsafed " ; he " continued still " ;
She " sneered " and he " amended " ;
She " smiled, " she " twitted, " and she " dared "
He " scorned, " " exclaimed, " " pronounced, " and " flared. "

He " waived, " " believed, " " explained, " and " tried " ;
" Commented " she; he " muttered " ;
She " blushed, " she " dimpled, " and she " sighed " ;
He " ventured " and he " stuttered " ;
She " spoke, " " suggested, " and " pursued " ;
He " pleaded, " " pouted, " " called, " and " viewed. "

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O synonymble writers, ye
Whose work is so high-pricey.
Think ye not that variety
May haply be too spicy?
Meseems that in an elder day
They had a thing or two to say .