Classic Poem

Mrs Jaypher found a wafer
Which she stuck upon a note;
This she took and gave the cook.
Then she went and bought a boat
Which she paddled down the stream
Shouting, " Ice produces cream,
Beer when churned produces butter!
Henceforth all the words I utter
Distant ages thus shall note —
From the Jaypher Wisdom-Boat."

Mrs Jaypher said, " It's safer,
If you've Lemons in your head,
First to eat a pound of meat,
And then to go at once to bed.
Eating meat is half the battle,
Till you hear the Lemons rattle!
If you don't, you'll always moan;
In a Lemoncolly tone;
For there's nothing half so dread=
=ful, as Lemons in your head!"