Author Mark Twain Nap is sick and has sent for his doctor, post haste ā Rhine water and air are just not to his taste, And the Prussians have taught the intriguing old chap That Sauer kraut's horribly bad for a Nap! Tags Short Poems Rate this poem Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5 No votes yet Rate Log in or register to post comments