Classic Poem

My mistresse laces tyghtly braces ryghtly
Proudly plumbly does she whumpe me prumpely
Jigger a figger and whigger her whye
She's as goode as her virtue is ssented
Andde unwashed ye could pin her housekeepinge
In thy buttonhole butte she's nott a stingy
Steamy weeny leanye screamye dipper
She's my tiddywhim my piddywhim bipper.

Say when she whoodles me her trummy flumm
Andde sweeteness whisses my her covely prit
Ohe to be there now with my ispers laspe to luspe
Andde she her tumply wismm askinge smipple
While her whoodyumms is going andde ago
Yet somme there be who speake of lovve as sinne.