Classic Poem

1

Boy! I'll split you wide open,
You gitten yo sef some brass;
Everytime I open my mouf to you,
You got to gim-me a game o sass.

2

I always thought you'd be nothin,
You low lifed ugly villun;
You is mo like your old daddy
Than any of my other chillun.

3

What you say? you glad you like him?
Shut up! don't talk back to me,
Didn't you hear me say shut up you rascal,
Why I'll beat you 'til you can't see.

4

Why I'LL break you down in the loins sir
If you gimme any mo' talk
Don't you think that I can't reach you
Cause I got rheumatiz and can't walk.

5

Now stop dat sniffin and cryin'
Take yo' sleeve and wipe dem nose
Stop dat humpin in yo' shoulders
Straighten out dem crooked toes.

6

Go on on' clean dat kitchen.
Wash every dish pot an' pan
Don't you roll yo' eyes at me sir
Remember you aint no man.

7

Lawd have mercy on dat boy
You know Lawd I aint mad
But I have to scare him up like dat
Cause he is so everylasting bad.