courtesy a nymphomaniac on the prowl
for a 6-21-3-11 buddy to make whoopie
from getting me rocks off
in knocks ville Tennessee
buzz feeding lusciously twittering
axing me to keep on qt
so me wife lacks inkling
The following anecdote baste
upon overactive imagination of mine
in sync with being married
and monogamously living socially chaste
once upon a time
my existence strongly resembled
life as a scrupulous anchorite,
Being diplomatic facilitates harmony -
jumpstarting lifelong neighborliness
Sunday cockcrow nascent promulgate aural essays reveal, laissez-f
of a loved
or one thrust into the limelight
and garners fame and fortune,
Even wearing two pairs of underpants
for such an eventuality
that will be briefly recounted
in the following lines
(videlicet unable to stave off
the tsunami like force to Micturate)