Funk
When your marrer bone seems 'oller,
And you're glad you ain't no taller,
    And you're all a-shakin' like you 'ad the chills;
When your skin creeps like a pullet's,
And you're duckin' all the bullets,
    And you're green as gorgonzola round the gills;
When your legs seem made of jelly,
And you're squeamish in the belly,
    And you want to turn about and do a bunk:
For Gawd's sake, kid, don't show it!
Don't let your mateys know it --
    You're just sufferin' from funk, funk, funk.
II
Of course there's no denyin'