Evolutionary Hymn
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
 Up the future's endless stair;
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
 For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
 Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice, joy or sorrow,
 In the present what are they
while there's always jam-tomorrow,
 While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
 We can never go astray.
To whatever variation
 Our posterity may turn
Hairy, squashy, or crustacean,
 Bulbous-eyed or square of stern,