The Ring Thing (is entirely Bling)
This is a poem about the role of championship rings in NBA GOAT discussions.
The Ring Thing (is entirely Bling)
by Michael R. Burch
The ring
thing
is entirely bling.
Michael Jordan was zero-for-six
against the Larry Bird Celtics;
moreover, he was twice sent home
by Isiah’s Pistons;
his ring case only began to gleam
when he had Horace, Scottie and B.J. on his team.
