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Recipe for Penne Vodka

1. Fantasize about marrying your ex
2. Fill a pot with water
3. Attempt to mince garlic
4. Curse Gigi Hadid
5. Call your dad to ask how much pasta is appropriate to boil for one person
6. Frantically turn off the stove when the water boils over
7. Chop a yellow onion
8. Cry
9. Cry more than you realistically should for a yellow onion
10. Lay down on the floor
11. Become cold on the linoleum and regret every action that got you here
12. Get up
13. Add onions to hot oil in a skillet

Christmas Eve Funeral

Is there ever a good time to die?
She wonders as she waves
A bag of cocaine:
White flag, in truce.

It was a day of close encounters:
The sun and the horizon
Her nose and the numb
Her father and the end of a kiss

It was like drowning, but the good kind.
A cease-fire? Futile because
the waves ceaselessly fire
Shelling the shore

Treat God right

All I am asking you
That you treat God right
And don insult him
He needs you respect
So respect God
Also God is the man
That create you
With his holy hands
If wasn't for God
You would not be here
Also God is waiting
For you to pray to him
Every single night
Before you go to sleep
It only takes a couple
Minutes to do it
Then you can go
Straight to bed
Tomorrow will be
Another day
That will arrive first
Thing in the morning
You also need to
You also need to
Live your life to the fullest
Because you only

the poet’s barren tale

 

They came for the feast of phrases, 
gathered ‘round the wordless flame. 
Empty cups clinked, unsated, 
as the poet shrugged—his muse unspoken. 

“There’s no story here,” he muttered, 
his mind a drought-struck desert. 
And so they sat, grasping shadows, 
a poem promised but never served.




 

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I Lift my hands

I close my eyes first
Than I Iift my hands
Unto God
And I start to pray
For my God
For two hours
That is the longest
Prayer I did so far
And in that prayer
I asked God
To get rid of my depression
Because I have it very bad
My God
I am asking you God
To bring some sun
During the Summer
Because now we are
Living in the Summer
God now that I have been
Receiving the sun every day
During the Summer I am getting
Plenty of vitamin D
And during the Summer
My depression is ok
God
Also I have more energy
To do things