Classic Poem

The weather's hot — the cabin's free!
And she's as free and hot as either!
And Berghy is as hot as she!
In short, they all are hot together!
Bring then a large capacious tub,
And pour great pails of water in,
In which the frowzy nymph may rub
The itchings of her royal skin.

Let none but Berghy's hand untie
The garter, or unlace the boddice;
Let none but Berghy's faithful eye
Survey the beauties of the goddess.

While she receives the copious shower
He gets a step in honour's path,
And grows from this auspicious hour
A K-night Companion of the Bath.