Buttons And Yarn
Buttonholed papa recalls non-fictional
stitch and quite a zinger
whereby swift as the hands of skilled tailor
named John Sergeant Singer
my entire body got quickly sewed up
that found me in an awful ringer
the following happened one day
while feeling kind of board
i swear on a stack of wood
the honest to dog truth down to the last cord
while driving my chevy to the ford
