Haiku written by ... I, II

by Przemyslaw Musi...

Unfortunately English is not my native language, so the numbers may not match...

Haiku written by a Banana Who Was a Liar

Every banana
you throw will fly back to your
hand. Try! Only try!

Haiku written by Emancipated Dentures

We jumped out of the
mouth of our owner, and now
we are on our own!

Haiku written by the Lottery Company

Unfortunately,
the Lottery Winner died
of a heart attack

(Unfortunately, the Lottery Winner couldn't write his haiku as intended. The Lottery Company expresses its sincerest condolences to the family. According to the regulations, we cannot transfer the win to the family of the deceased. We apologize!)

Haiku written by a Gold Digger

No gold! Only cold!
We had to eat our sled dogs!
It was disgusting!

Haiku written by Angry Obese Man

Well, maybe I'm fat ...
but you ... have anorexia!
Go see the doctor!

Haiku written by a nice Teddy Bear

I'm a nice little
bear. I never ever snore!
I never snore! No!

Haiku written by a mean Teddy Bear

I'm a mean little
bear. And I snore every night!
I snore always! Yes!

Haiku written by a Beautiful Princess

Hundreds of brave knights
and no good manners! The world
has gone to the dogs!

Haiku written by a Frog

Kiss me, kiss me, oh
hot prince, and you will become
a green frog - like me!

Haiku written by a Computer

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Haiku written by a Toothless Old Man

Where are you, oh real
teeth of my exquisite youth?
You are gone for good!

Haiku written by a Thief

I h ve d ci ed
to write a ha ku, but it's
a di ficult a t

Haiku written by Death

My job is to reap,
but now I sit and smoke. A
midday brake at work

Haiku written by God

Having thought it through,
I must say that creation
was a big mistake ...

Haiku written by a Blonde

What I want to say here is that those who say
I'm not intelligent are the ones I haven't slept with!
They are simply mean. I am very intelligent!
And to say the truth, I am not a blonde at all!
It's just hair dye! So don't judge people
by their appearance! It's simply mean!

Haiku written by a Monkey

My deep feeling is
that man is almost as smart
as we, monkeys, are

Haiku written by a Dragon

A good friend of mine
- Love-to-smoke, got a cancer,
so I quit smoking

Haiku written by a Knight

Lord God! My armour
is so darn heavy! I think
I got a hernia!

Haiku written by a Fly

The Devil made us
to annoy, but Allmighty
God has made flytraps

(as a counter-measure)

Haiku written by a Wise Spider

I am patiently
waiting in my round, strong web.
It always pays off

Haiku written by the Devil