Member Poem

I once saw  this mouse with the hat
is there anything  dafter than that
In some way it was strange at first sight
as the mouse starts to nibble and bite
at this sought after headgear they’ll chase
on their  crown it would seem out of place
it’s my hat not some cheese plate you twerp
your tummy will ache and then burp
dearest pet  leave this item alone
dash away or I’ll openly groan