An inviting creation of mounds of whipped cream, strawberry shortcake ~ signature dessert of summertime dreams, if you indulge in it, here comes those pesky calories, as the pain in the ass, pompous, "Slenderama Diet Gods," are trying to make you pay penance in misery, your response is to be oh so charmingly, sweetly smug, laying in your hammock slumbering guilt free.