Member Poem

Our lives have become
less than an asterisk.
In uncertain times, what comes next?

Now our dangers are the fires in the brain
burning out who we are.

Rather than run the risk
of unhappiness,
let’s get products that
work like magic, but
do not take if allergic.

Two tablets daily will keep you alert,
let you lose weight at the hips,
achieve smooth skin, full lips
with a slight risk of depression.

Side effects vary.
Contact your local physician in case of
hair thinning, vomiting,
discoloration of eyes or urine.

One application by hypodermic
reduces urges to urinate or masturbate,
dissolves kidney stones
although it may cause brittle bones
or a bit of rash.

Warning: this product may
cause dizziness, diarrhea, genital warts, or loosened jaw,
and there is the occasional dose of road rage,
perhaps infection
at the site of injection.

Clear clogged drains, toilets, and arteries
with the finest Egyptian cotton sheets
call now for a second free;
just pay handling fees.

Do not forget to use
the discount code
“fuxnoose.”