My Love of Cynisca
AESCHINAS
A very good day to master Thyonichus.
THYONICHUS
To Aeschinas the same.
AESCHINAS
Well met!
THYONICHUS
Well met it is; but what ails ye?
AESCHINAS
Luck's way's not my way, Thyonichus.
THYONICHUS
Ah! that's for why thou'rt so lean and the hair o' thy lip so lank, and thy love-locks all-to-bemoiled. Thou'rt like one of your Pythagoreaners that came t'other day, pale-faced and never a shoe to's foot; hailed from Athens, he said.
AESCHINAS
And was he, too, in love?
THYONICHUS
Aye, marry, was he — with a dish o' porridge.
AESCHINAS
Thou'lt be ever at thy quips, good lad. With me 'tis the pretty Cynisca, and she's playing the jade. And I doubt 'tis but a hair's-breadth betwixt me and a madman.
THYONICHUS
'Faith, that's ever my Aeschinas; something hastier than might be; will have all his own way. But come, what is it?
AESCHINAS
There was the Argive and I and Agis the jockey out o' Thessaly, and Cleunicus the man-at-arms a-drinking along o' me. I'd killed a pair of pullets, look you, and a sucking-pig, and broached 'em a hogshead of Bibline fine and fragrant — four years in the cask, mark you, and yet, where new's best, as good as new — and on the board a cuttlefish and cockles to boot; i'faith, a jolly bout:
To't we went, and when things waxed warmer 'twas agreed we should toast every man his fancy; only we should give the name. But when we came to drink, the wench would not keep to the bond like the rest of us, for all I was there. How, think you, I liked of that? " Wilt be mum?" says one, and in jest. " Hast met a wolf?" " O well said!" cries she, and falls a-blushing like fire; Lord! you might have lit a candle at her face. One Wolf there is, look you, master Wolf the son of neighbour Labas, one of your tall and sleek sort, in some folks eyes a proper man. 'Twas he she made so brave a show of pining for out o' love. And I'd had wind o't too, mind you, softly, somehow, and so-to-speak; but there! I never raised inquiry for all my beard's so long.
Be that as it may, we four good men were well in, when he of Larissa, like the mischief he was, fell a singing a Thessalian catch beginning " My friend the Wolf": whereupon Cynisca bursts out a-weeping and a-wailing like a six-year-old maiden in want of a lap. Then — you know me, Thyonichus, — I up and fetched her a clout o' the ear, and again a clout. Whereat she catched up her skirts and was gone in a twink. " Am I not good enough, my sweet mischief? Hast ever a better in thy lap? Go to, pack, and be clipping another. Yon's he thou weep'st apples over." Now a swallow, mark you, that bringeth her young eaves-dwellers their pap, gives and is gone again to get her more; so quickly that piece was up from her cushions and off through door-place and through door, howsoever her feet would carry her. Aye, 'tis an old story how the bullwent through the wood.
Let me see, 'twas the twentieth o' the month. Eight, nine, ten; to-day's the eleventh. You've only to add ten days and 'twill be two months since we parted; and I may be Thracian-cropped for aught she knows. Ah! 'tis all Wolf nowadays; Wolf hath the door left open for him o' nights; as for me, I forsooth am altogether beside the reckoning, like miserable Megara, last i' the list. 'Tis true, if I would but take my love off the wench, all would go well. But alack! how can that be? When mouse tastes pitch, Thyonichus — ; and what may be the medicine for a love there's no getting away from, 'faith, I know not — save that Simus that fell in love, as the saying is, with Mistress Brassbound and went overseas, he came home whole; a mate of mine he was. Suppose I cross the water, like him; your soldier's life, as 'tis not maybe o' the highest, so is it not o' the lowest, but 'tis e'en as good as another.
THYONICHUS
I would indeed thy desire had run smooth, Aeschinas. But if so be thy mind is made up to go thy ways abroad, I'll e'en tell thee the best pay-master a freeman can have; King Ptolemy.
AESCHINAS
And what sort of man, pray, is this that is the best a freeman can have?
THYONICHUS
A kind heart, a man of parts, a true gallant, and the top o' good-fellowship; knows well the colour of a friend, and still better the look of a foe; like a true king, gives far and wide and says no man nay — albeit 'tis true one should not be for ever asking alms, Aeschinas. ( in mock-heroic strain ) So an thou be'st minded to clasp the warrior's cloak about thee, and legs astride to abide the onset of the hardy foeman, to Egypt with thee. To judge by our noddles we're all waxing old, and old Time comes us grizzling line by line down the cheek. We must fain be up and doing while there's sap in our legs.
A very good day to master Thyonichus.
THYONICHUS
To Aeschinas the same.
AESCHINAS
Well met!
THYONICHUS
Well met it is; but what ails ye?
AESCHINAS
Luck's way's not my way, Thyonichus.
THYONICHUS
Ah! that's for why thou'rt so lean and the hair o' thy lip so lank, and thy love-locks all-to-bemoiled. Thou'rt like one of your Pythagoreaners that came t'other day, pale-faced and never a shoe to's foot; hailed from Athens, he said.
AESCHINAS
And was he, too, in love?
THYONICHUS
Aye, marry, was he — with a dish o' porridge.
AESCHINAS
Thou'lt be ever at thy quips, good lad. With me 'tis the pretty Cynisca, and she's playing the jade. And I doubt 'tis but a hair's-breadth betwixt me and a madman.
THYONICHUS
'Faith, that's ever my Aeschinas; something hastier than might be; will have all his own way. But come, what is it?
AESCHINAS
There was the Argive and I and Agis the jockey out o' Thessaly, and Cleunicus the man-at-arms a-drinking along o' me. I'd killed a pair of pullets, look you, and a sucking-pig, and broached 'em a hogshead of Bibline fine and fragrant — four years in the cask, mark you, and yet, where new's best, as good as new — and on the board a cuttlefish and cockles to boot; i'faith, a jolly bout:
To't we went, and when things waxed warmer 'twas agreed we should toast every man his fancy; only we should give the name. But when we came to drink, the wench would not keep to the bond like the rest of us, for all I was there. How, think you, I liked of that? " Wilt be mum?" says one, and in jest. " Hast met a wolf?" " O well said!" cries she, and falls a-blushing like fire; Lord! you might have lit a candle at her face. One Wolf there is, look you, master Wolf the son of neighbour Labas, one of your tall and sleek sort, in some folks eyes a proper man. 'Twas he she made so brave a show of pining for out o' love. And I'd had wind o't too, mind you, softly, somehow, and so-to-speak; but there! I never raised inquiry for all my beard's so long.
Be that as it may, we four good men were well in, when he of Larissa, like the mischief he was, fell a singing a Thessalian catch beginning " My friend the Wolf": whereupon Cynisca bursts out a-weeping and a-wailing like a six-year-old maiden in want of a lap. Then — you know me, Thyonichus, — I up and fetched her a clout o' the ear, and again a clout. Whereat she catched up her skirts and was gone in a twink. " Am I not good enough, my sweet mischief? Hast ever a better in thy lap? Go to, pack, and be clipping another. Yon's he thou weep'st apples over." Now a swallow, mark you, that bringeth her young eaves-dwellers their pap, gives and is gone again to get her more; so quickly that piece was up from her cushions and off through door-place and through door, howsoever her feet would carry her. Aye, 'tis an old story how the bullwent through the wood.
Let me see, 'twas the twentieth o' the month. Eight, nine, ten; to-day's the eleventh. You've only to add ten days and 'twill be two months since we parted; and I may be Thracian-cropped for aught she knows. Ah! 'tis all Wolf nowadays; Wolf hath the door left open for him o' nights; as for me, I forsooth am altogether beside the reckoning, like miserable Megara, last i' the list. 'Tis true, if I would but take my love off the wench, all would go well. But alack! how can that be? When mouse tastes pitch, Thyonichus — ; and what may be the medicine for a love there's no getting away from, 'faith, I know not — save that Simus that fell in love, as the saying is, with Mistress Brassbound and went overseas, he came home whole; a mate of mine he was. Suppose I cross the water, like him; your soldier's life, as 'tis not maybe o' the highest, so is it not o' the lowest, but 'tis e'en as good as another.
THYONICHUS
I would indeed thy desire had run smooth, Aeschinas. But if so be thy mind is made up to go thy ways abroad, I'll e'en tell thee the best pay-master a freeman can have; King Ptolemy.
AESCHINAS
And what sort of man, pray, is this that is the best a freeman can have?
THYONICHUS
A kind heart, a man of parts, a true gallant, and the top o' good-fellowship; knows well the colour of a friend, and still better the look of a foe; like a true king, gives far and wide and says no man nay — albeit 'tis true one should not be for ever asking alms, Aeschinas. ( in mock-heroic strain ) So an thou be'st minded to clasp the warrior's cloak about thee, and legs astride to abide the onset of the hardy foeman, to Egypt with thee. To judge by our noddles we're all waxing old, and old Time comes us grizzling line by line down the cheek. We must fain be up and doing while there's sap in our legs.
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