Classic Poem

The Attalik Ghaz ee
Had a wife whose name was Jee
And a Lady proud was she,
While residing by the sea.

Said the Attalik Ghaz ee
(Who resided by the sea,)
" My own beloved Jee!
I am suffering from a flea
Which has settled on my knee."

Said the Begum Lady Jee
(Who resided by the sea,)
" Why! What is that to me?
Do you think I'll catch a flea
That has settled on your knee?"