Adventure of a Poet
As I was walking down the street 
A week ago, 
Near Henderson's I chanced to meet 
A man I know. 
His name is Alexander Bell, 
His home, Dundee; 
I do not know him quite so well 
As he knows me. 
He gave my hand a hearty shake, 
Discussed the weather, 
And then proposed that we should take 
A stroll together. 
Down College Street we took our way, 
And there we met 
The beautiful Miss Mary Gray, 
That arch coquette, 
Who stole last spring my heart away 
And has it yet.