A Toast to the Men
Here's to the men! Since Adam's time 
     They've always been the same;
   Whenever anything goes wrong,
     The woman is to blame.
   From early morn to late at night,
     The men fault-finders are;
   They blame us if they oversleep,
     Or if they miss a car.
   They blame us if, beneath the bed,
    Their collar buttons roll;
  They blame us if the fire is out
    Or if there is no coal.
  They blame us if they cut themselves
    While shaving, and they swear
  That we're to blame if they decide
    To go upon a tear.