Author Anonymous My sweetheart's the mule in the mines. I drive her without any lines. On hte bumper I sit, and I chew and I spit. All over my sweetheart's behind. Tags Short Poems Rate this poem Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5 Average: 5 (1 vote) Rate Log in or register to post comments